nonsense and F.A.Qs

i never know what to do when i’m home. i play piano. i work. i eat. but once in a while i will be stuck in the tar pits of boredom. like i am now. so why not write a blog? just to set the scene: i am alone in my bedroom, in my underwear, sitting on my bed, alone. well, not completely alone. i hired the old woman down the street to periodically throw tumbleweeds across the room just to enhance the mood. 

so anyways, how are you? seriously. answer! scream it into the computer monitor like a crazy person! i’m going on the road for about three weeks tomorrow. the trip goes from d.c. to madison to alaska to portland to seattle with other things in between. hopefully i’ll see some of you out there. it really has been incredible meeting all of you. since i was very little i wanted to be a comedian. i would do “bo shows” when i was like 3. they were very professional and had jewish writers. and now all of you are allowing me to live my dream. so thank you.  *tear* (which cascades down my face, hits the floor, slips between the floorboards, soaks into the earth and awakens george carlin. AN ATHEIST ZOMBIE! RUN FROM THE IRONY!)

the shows have been great. people are responding very well to my new material…i don’t know why i phrased that like a mad scientist. i’m very excited about my new show. i’m going to continue to post on youtube, but i want my live show to be new and exciting for all of you when you see it. 

 

now, i will answer some F.A.Qs

when is your birthday? august, 21st. 1990

how tall are you? 6′5″

really? yes.

why did you post videos on youtube? honestly, i don’t remember. that shows how confused i was. but i’m very glad i did.

did your family really think you were gay? i think so.

are you? no.

but like, are you? no. 

why don’t play at my college/event/funeral??? i don’t deal with that, sadly. you need to talk to your student activities board and/or email DEdley@gershla.com

why do your songs have the same chords? fuck you.

why do you blog? good question.

why can’t you remember any other frequently asked questions? i don’t know!

 

so, i hope you all are having a good fall. i’ve been spending a lot of time lately answering everybody on twitter and my facebook page so come say hi to me there. 

thanks for reading. no one reads anymore. except old people. and they can’t work computers. so if you’re a young person who can work a computer and also has read this far, i commend you. you will rule the world one day. 

take it easy everybody.

one love. (what?!)

bo.

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  8. Schuyler says:

    Hey Bo were do you get your material?

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    Jeez Bo, trying to find your plans for the next year(ish) and like all of your leads bar twitter are dead.
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    Can you do a in pasco Washington? Andwhen is your Seattle show?

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    hey bo well i live in Pennsylvania and i would love to see you up here sometime but from what i can see your never in my area i live in shavertown but its very boring here and i would love to have you come and entertain our little area not many adults are very enthusiastic and funny like you and it would be awesome to have them see you along with all the kids i go to school with if you ever decide to do so hit me up of facebook.
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    Hey bo, I only just found your Youtube videos and I’ve been running around the internet like mad trying to find you (ok, this only took like, 3 minutes), and here I find yet another abandoned place.
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  33. Jake says:

    Shoulda required a FB login or something to post here. This just welcomes spam (about half of the comments are Spam)
    But Bo works for TGA, it is more profitable and beneficial for both TGA and Bo to save his performances, material, and energy for his live shows.
    Sure, you can make money off of YouTube, but not nearly as much as he can make Live or by doing some televised specials. TGA knows what they are doing to maximize Bo’s talent and to turn that talent into money. Nothing wrong with that, but sadly it means if you want to be entertained – then you are going to have to pay. Welcome to the world.

  34. Jessie says:

    You should keep updating! I mean, I’m sure people have been writing that but I’m not reading all of the comments, sorry. Also, you probably don’t check this anymore….but on the off chance, I think you’re positively brilliant and no matter how many times I hear your jokes I laugh! I met you 2 nights ago, at your saturday show in New York City, and I wanted to ask where you usually go in Boston to hang out because I’m going to be going to Brandeis University there! The sad thing is that, when I went to ask you, I was so flustered at meeting you because I’d loved your comedy from watching all the youtube videos available, so when I saw you in person I froze and now I’m embarrassed, though I know I shouldn’t be because you probably get that a lot. The show was amazing and much more philosophical than your previous acts, but in a great way. Thanks again for putting on a great show!

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