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hello all! 

sorry i have been so bad at updating this blog. i’m going to be much better from now on. if not, you all have permission to spread the rumor that i was one of the few kids molested by a nun.

anyways…i am three weeks into the FAKE ID TOUR. the shows have been really fun so far. I’d say my show is about 2/3 old material and 1/3 new. by the end of the tour, i’m hoping that my entire set will be new (and then i can always do old ones for an encore ((assuming that everyone hasn’t left already))). i’m working hard on a new hour of material — one that is a cohesive set made for the stage, rather than an assembly of youtube clips.

so if you think i’ve abandoned youtube, i haven’t. and if you still think that after you just read what i wrote, you’re either illiterate or a dick. and if you’re an illiterate dick, don’t be bitter, lots of people can’t read.

i have so much respect for youtube and so much appreciation for what it’s done for me. i’m a very big fan of a lot of fellow youtubers and i spend a good, or more accurately, a bad 3 hours on it everyday. i will not stop posting videos. i just don’t want people coming to my shows having seen it all online. you know? do you? i knew it. 

also, be looking forward to updates on — i’ve been a little too busy lately, but once i sell the rest of this meth, it’s gonna be a par-tay.

i have a show tonight at alfred university. so i’m cooped up in this tiny hotel. the tv is playing maury and jerry springer marathons. i can barely hear myself think over the women screaming “IT’S YO BABY! IT’S YO BABY! LOOK AT IT’S NAME TAG!” 

i’m looking forward to meeting everyone who comes out to the rest of my shows. i always stick around afterwards to meet anybody who wants to say hi. i don’t like the term “meet n greet.” it’s sounds too old. you do “meet n greets” with the guy who hosts antique roadshow. eff that shiz. excuse me. i’ve got the ebonic plague. hey-o!

alright i need to go, now.

i just wanted to write this little blog to get you all back to speed. more to come!

thanks guys.

you rule.




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